Ted Cruz was given the spotlight today in Indiana when he announced that his Vice President candidate is Carly Fiorina. Seen by most as a desperation move, Cruz seized on the opportunity to bolster the ideas and policies he has been harping on over the past many months. He then called Donald Trump a “Washington insider” and a “New Yorker with liberal values,” a man who agrees with President Obama and Hillary Clinton on most issues. Most of the national networks covered the entire event. Viewers were told that Fiorina would be the first Vice President to be the emoticon queen at the Whitehouse because she had spent time with Cruz’s daughters and they were hip to such things. When she finally took the stage, Fiorina begins to sing– apparently, a song that was special to her and Cruz’s daughters. Holy crap, I thought she had lost it on national television, she just kept singing! We assign the following emoticon to the entire spectacle.
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