As Joe Biden hid in his basement only occasionally peeking out the window, he jumped up screeching as a far-left handler told him to get away from the window. Old Joe retreated deeper into his hole. Kamala Harris, having noticed perspiration on Joe’s head, licked her lips thinking to herself, we just have to win this race and I will be President.
Meanwhile, President Trump was in Minneapolis delivering a strong message to the hundreds of voters that had gathered on the airport runway
Trump called Biden a “puppet of left-wing extremists trying to erase our borders, eliminate our police, indoctrinate our children, vilify our heroes, take away our energy,” that a Biden a victory would “replace American freedom with left-wing fascism.”
“My message to Minnesota is clear. I’m here to help you. We will bring back law and order to your community, we will bring it back and bring it back immediately
He then made a short flight to Mankato, where he declared, “If we win Minnesota, it’s over.”
His biggest applause line in Mankato was when he talked about the riots in Minneapolis. “When I sent in the National Guard, that’s when it stopped,” he said.
The President then flew to Oshkosh, Wisconsin to deliver his third speech of the day. He accused the left of being a cancel culture. The audience applauded loudly when he talked about the economy. He said a Biden victory would assure a recession. Speaking about suburban “housewives” he said he saved the suburbs to great applause.
The President was back to form in all of the speeches today.